Hey! I Can See That Leprechaun's Butt Crack!
Happy St. Patricks Day!
(The day after.)
Thanks Dave for showing us the Irish undercarriage of Portland.
Noah, I hope you're not dead.
I would like to highlight a few of the funnier points of last nights festivities:
-Modeling the Eddie Bauer tapered leg, pleated, over waist high pants (high heels included).
-Waiting in line at Gritty McDuffs in negative 10 degree weather with a bunch of people in green, sparkly bowler hats and blinky green pins.
-Being introduced to the "Grateful Dead" and joining "Club Drunk". I came back tan!
-Coming face to face with the "3 Doors to Hell" and, I think, choosing the correct one.
-Kareoke.
-Tracy and her essence of bleach. (Dave suggested Crystal Meth?)
-Garlic Breath.
-Dumb losers dancing on the bar.
-Rounding out the evening with an hour in the parking garage. Lots of peeing, mixed nuts, and honking!
Good bye St. Patrick! We'll see you next year!
posted by skennycat at 8:38 PM
3 Comments:
Ummmmm... How about slow dancing 8th grade style?? Nice one Dave!!
Artist: Train
Song: Drops of jupiter
Album: Drops Of Jupiter
[" Drops Of Jupiter " CD]
Now that she's back in the atmosphere
With drops of Jupiter in her hair
She acts like summer and walks like rain
Reminds me that there's a time to change
Since the return of her stay on the moon
She listens like spring and she talks like June
But tell me did you sail across the sun
Did you make it to the milky way
to see the lights all faded
and that heaven is overrated
Tell me did you fall from a shooting star
one without a permanent scar
and did you miss me
while you were looking for yourself out there.
Now that she's back from that soul vacation
Tracing her way through the constellation
She checks out Mozart while she does Tae-bo
reminds me that there's room to grow
Now that she's back in the atmosphere
I'm afraid that she might think of me as
plain ol jane told a story about a man
who was too afraid to fly so he never did land
Tell me did the wind sweep you off your feet
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
and head back to the milky way
And tell me did Venus blow your mind
Was it everything you wanted to find
and did you miss me
while you were looking for yourself out there
Can you imagine, no love, pride, deep fried chicken
Your best friend always stickin up for you
(even when I know you're wrong)?
Can you imagine no first dance
freeze dried romance
5 hour phone conversation
The best soya latte` that you ever had and...me?
But tell me did the wind sweep you off your feet?
did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
And head back toward the milky way?
Tell me did you sail across the sun?
did you make it to the milky way to see the lights all faded
and that heaven is overrated?
Tell me did you fall for a shooting star,
one without a permanent scar?
and did you miss me while you were looking for yourself
nanananananananananananana
and did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day?
nanananananananananananana
and did you fall for a shooting star?
fall for a shooting star?
nanananananananananananana
and are you lonely looking for yourself out there?
Are you joking???!!!!!! I never understood the whole "nanananananana" thing until reading this!!!!! It was the song playing on my queer mix!!! Jess!!!!!!
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